Erm... You're unironically trying to access the Cyber Vermin website on a newfangled handrectangle? Yeah... Sounds like a motherheckin' unwholesome YIKESERINO to me! Didn't you know that phones give you SYNAPSE TORSION? Hrm... You didn't? Heh. Typical coming from an IPAD BABY such as yourself. Fret not; here is some selected viewing offering on-the-job synapse torsion treatment: Link to the 'Tube